If you find yourself on a very early flight sitting next to a 91-year-old woman named “Whiskey” do not acknowledge her in any way as she will spend the whole flight trying to engage you in a conversation about how she knew Mike Wallace back in the 40’s, and no matter what, when she asks you if you have ever been to Michigan, under no circumstances should you respond to her by saying that’s where you went to undergrad or you are doomed.
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Ho Ho Andrew. To late. It’s has already happened to me on a flight three weeks ago, I wish I had known this beforhand. My lady had to have oxygen in flight poor thig, but at least that stopped het talking.
Regards
Andy Vining
Sorry about the spelling in my last comment but I was laughing so much
Andy Vining
I could sense the milk coming out of your nose.