Search Engine Rankings We Can Believe In

I haven't bragged about my rankings for competitive search terms in a while, but today the blog accomplished something truly momentous - a #1 ranking in Google Image search for "Senator Larry Craig".

My fellow Americans, I am deeply humbled at this singular achievement.

God bless America and God bless Google.

Now if I can only get the top spots for "soup nazi" and "davey and goliath" back it will truly be morning in America again.