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My name is Carol and my ex-boyfriend dumped me 4 months ago after I caught him of having an affair with someone else and insulting him. I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don’t know what to do, so I visited the internet for help and I saw a testimony of how a spell caster help them to get their ex back so I contact the spell caster and explain my problems to him….. he cast a spell for me and assure me of 4 days that my ex will return to me and to my greatest surprise the third day my Lemmy came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that,we are about to get married. Once again thank you Dr. Oldest, you are truly talented and gifted. oldreligoin@gmail.com is the only answer to any relationship problem.he can be of great help and I will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man oldreligoin@gmail.com

He’s pretty good at finding lost Google Places reviews too…

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  • Michelle Castillo  November 18, 2012 at 10:13 am

    LOL
    I wonder what SEO benefit they would gain if this comment was approved ….

    • Andrew Shotland  November 18, 2012 at 10:19 am

      Upon further reflection, I think it’s less comment SPAM and more a cry for help…

  • Terry Reeves  November 18, 2012 at 11:04 am

    You do have a friendly face.

  • Gary Brown  November 18, 2012 at 11:57 am

    I wonder how well Dr. Oldest would do in the Google Sandbox. Wait, I wonder how well he would do finding said Sandbox! =) Do you think he could decipher their algorithm while blindfolded too? I’d better shoot him an email before others beat me to it. I’m gonna’ be rich (in 3 days)!

  • David  November 18, 2012 at 5:56 pm

    Superb. He can bring back lost lovers. Can he bring back lost rankings & traffic post penguin, panda, EMD etc.?

  • Jessica  November 18, 2012 at 8:14 pm

    LOL

  • James  November 20, 2012 at 1:19 am

    My Name is James am from canada,All adoration goes to this great man Dr ikuku,He is indeed a great spell caster at first i was just thinking and scared if he is scam and wish to add pain to my pain,Because my lover left me for 2years and i also loosed my job,i was so fraustrated,Dr ikuku just told me that now that i have meant him that everything will be okay within 48hours,Yes when the time completed as dr ikuku said my lover will be back within 48hours,She really came back to me and started begging now am really happy that dr ikuku has brought back happiness to my life now benny can’t do without me and we really love each other now am so happy,you can contact him on his private mail ikukutempleofsolution@gmail.com or cell number +2348034458597

  • Andrew Shotland  November 20, 2012 at 8:48 am

    James,
    You are the MC Escher of comment SPAM

  • Nyagoslav  November 20, 2012 at 8:54 am

    With other things being equal I’d definitely prefer Dr. Ikuku, mostly because of the unbelievably cool name…

    • Andrew Shotland  November 20, 2012 at 8:57 am

      Dr. Ukuku sounds more like it…

  • Phil Rozek  November 20, 2012 at 2:10 pm

    “…the third day my Lemmy came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness.”

    Wonder if she means Lemmy from Motorhead 🙂

  • Andre  November 22, 2012 at 2:35 am

    That is ridiculous … I mean really!

  • Ade  November 28, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    Sounds more coherent than 90% of my spam. lol.